Welcome to 2009
I’ll be your host for this year, so rest up and prepare to enjoy 365 days of good times. I’ve got a lot of projects lined up and actually happening after many stall-outs in the past two years, so I’m very positive about 09. Also I have many progressive ideas to implement should President Obama put me in charge of Nerds like I requested early in 08. Change is in the air, and basically I’m hoping we all band together to end War, Fat, Reality Shows, Oil Dependence, and many other deadly sins that Billy Batson saw while following a stranger underground.
We can do it! Let’s go kick this year’s ass! WAHOOOOO!!!!
No one is on the internet until Monday, you can pretty much say anything you want on this thing until then.
Posted January 1st, 2009 in Life
Comments:2
Comments
Comment from Matt M.
Time: January 5, 2009, 1:09 pm
I hope you’re right, Jeff. Else I’m gonna get depressed.
I mean, more depressed than usual…
Comment from Pj Perez
Time: January 2, 2009, 9:33 am
Happy new year, Parker. If Obama doesn’t make you Nerd Secretary, maybe Marvel will make you Executive Editor of Retro Comics.