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  • Super-Tuesday

    Wishing all of you in states voting in primaries good luck getting to the polls today, and enjoy your power. We in Oregon don’t vote until freaking May, which is where I’d be if I still lived in NC as well. Now if I were still a resident of California, I’d be deciding some fate today. But I still think we should break Cali up into two, more manageable sized states because voting there is often ridiculous. We can keep our even 50 states by combining West Virginia with Virginia, which is still the biggest territorial dis- it’s not like there’s an East Virginia, how rude is that? I slid off topic. Congrats to those of you who have the U.S.’ destiny in your hands, go in there, weigh your choices wisely, and vote your gut!

    PS: Your gut called and said, “Obama.” Really! I don’t know how your gut got my number either.

    Comments

    Comment from Shad’s Big Ol’ Gut
    Time: February 5, 2008, 12:36 am

    OBAMA!

    Comment from chukw
    Time: February 5, 2008, 9:02 am

    Keep your paws off Cali, Parker! Voters like Marc and I have the situation well in hand.

    Comment from Adam Hutch
    Time: February 5, 2008, 10:26 am

    Jeff, consider the fate of the US decided. This lonely democrat just got back from his upstate NY polling place. Of course thanks to the reeeeaaaallly early primaries/caucuses my choices were pretty limited.

    Comment from Parker
    Time: February 5, 2008, 10:53 am

    Adam, I’m just glad it’s you calling the shots for America! Chuck, you’re just going to try to drag a long lunch out of this.

    Comment from Greg McElhatton
    Time: February 5, 2008, 11:31 am

    Don’t you dare try and merge West Virginia back into Virginia! We’re trying so hard to shift the state’s political makeup, it would be a huge step backwards.

    Why don’t we must merge North and South Dakota into one? No one would ever notice.

    Comment from Adam Hutch
    Time: February 5, 2008, 12:40 pm

    Wait there’s TWO Dakota’s??!! ;)